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- Okay. - Why can't you sit in the middle?
It's just so much fluff.
Is this the best lane for me, for my life?
Oh, hello... "doctor"
What is this obsession people have with books? What do you need it for after you read it?
- I can't stop thinking about it. - I'm okay. I'm fine.
...are not that concerned with her job, are we?
Well, nothing. It's no skin off my hide if people like to look.
Waiting room. I hate when they make you wait in the room.
- People break up all the time. - Every day.
Better that she should sleep with someone else?
Hi, remember me?
- You're flesh and blood. - I'm a nice guy.
Son of a... Bang! Son of a... Boom!
They're my books.
What do I do?
I don't know. They're books.
I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car.
...with, like, stadium seating?
Do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone?
Men don't really care.
What do you need it for after you read it?
He's a teacher or something.
I don't know.... .... sometimes...
-you're flesh and blood. -I'm a nice guy.
So I walked up behind him, tapped him on the shoulder and said:
No. No good.
Yeah, she is.
I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said:
You could use my shopping cart.
I was in there for two minutes. He didn't do anything.
- Hey. - Hey.
Hi Elaine
I knew it would only get me in deeper.