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I just didn't see what the big attraction was.
the doctor will see you now. Feh, "doctor".
- I have no stomach for these things. - Do it like a Band-Aid.
And then the verbal hellos stopped...
Yeah, no kidding.
Books, books, I need my books.
I got it at Joe's, 49 cents a pound.
Southwest is a gamble
- You're flesh and blood. - I had nothing to do with any of this.
You know exactly who I am.
I'll see you all later.
I have other stuff.
Then one day...
You feeling weird?
I imagine at some point somebody's gonna offer me some cantaloupe?
...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.
But we know that in the future, traffic will get even worse than that.
- No, really. - I'll get you a piece.
This is really bad.
Yeah, no, l... I don't think so.
CANTALOUPE LIKE THIS SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF CIRCULATION
...their lane choice. Never quite sure:
...who lives in my building who I was introduced to a couple years ago.
We're in my apartment, I'm on the couch, she's on the chair.
I don't know, I was just in one of those moods...
See her tonight. See her tomorrow. Go, knock yourself out.
Or, Boy, that's... That's something.
Hips. See, it's all in the hips.
Apartment elevators are always slower than offices...
At first I was just gonna walk on by but then I thought, No, no.
- Nothing really happened. - Yeah.
You're a little homophobic, aren't you?
Hello?