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But the state insists I wear a shoe you can't make a weapon out of.
I'm hugging so many people at this job, it's crazy.
[Sobbing] It's terrible, isn't it?
Wow, Frannie. Props to you.
So I called the moon-bounce guys.
Settling is what I did when I had you cut it.
All right, guys. You know I don't want to be the bad guy.
Since then, T.P.'ing has been a criminal act in Virginia.
"Oh. Uh, I'm human. I'm from planet Earth.
- [Squawks] Warden sucks. - You rascal.
# Four banana-##
- Yep. - That's hilarious.
This- This is- This is so much...
- Oh, my God. That spells "ass". - [Steve] That's me, Dad.
Oh, God.
the shampoo, the conditioner...
I'll never make it there. God, I'll never make it there.
# Oh, boy it's swell to say #
Spit on a jellyfish. Get a stuffed rabbit and name it Rabbit-o.
when I say immediate release would be the best...
Oh, sweet, luxurious hair.
Ride the back of a dog and pretend it's a pony.
Stan, look, if you deny your inner child...
You just need a little dose of fun. Go out and act like a kid.
[Buzzing]
[Chorus: Children's Pop] # Makin' up a mess of fun #
- Oh, it's no trouble. - [Chortling]
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
- Steve's right here. - Okay, first of all...
Three months?
- [Kids Laughing, Shouting] - [Steve] Oh, it's cold!
I did is who. Get inside this hug...
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And I've realized nothing I do now is gonna fix my crummy childhood.
Maybe you could cut my hair like Ryan Phillippe's.
- Can you call the repair people? - I did.
and you two are getting 20 hours.
Suffer for your crimes!