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Do that trick in a T-shirt. Okay, listen up, people.
And "fine" certainly won't beat Miss Carlotta Monterey's pie.
- [Groans] - Quit ruining moments!
Yes, I'm crying. He hit me with a chair!
- That's why I'm cutting you. - What?
But it's actually going to help you.
Well, I'm back from the chemistry olympiad. I got a platinum medal.
- Oh, I'm just enjoying my last day on Earth. - What?
Ho! When we get through with him, he'll be bawling like a baby...
What a wonderful alternative to suicide.
You lose at things. But, hey...
[Sobbing]
Fifty plus 50 equals 100. And that's what we're gonna do.
[Hayley] Well, I think he'll have a new favorite this year.
That's terrific, honey. Oh, you're Mommy's little brain-haver.
- Yeah, Steve, I really gotta- - Now picture that white boy is you.
That makes two- two successful snaps.
Look at this. We're having a father/son moment.
I'm gonna take your gun.
But, Daddy, l- I tried my hardest.
I was really making some great tries.
No. No. Come on! God, you wanna be a loser all your life?
You're looking at the man who got robbed of a producer credit on The Longest Yard...
But we need a magician. Is there a magician on this team?
I could make it "Allah mode." That means, "God be with ice cream."
- [Whistle Blows] - Ow!