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Fine. So we don't have brawn.
Anyway, platinum is used as a catalyst-
- They picked that name. I was not involved. - Doesn't matter.
sobbing like a poor African woman who just lost all of her kids to a scatter bomb.
- Uh-huh. - And then his father cuts him from the team.
- And you're gonna let him get away with it? - What else is there to do?
and make the other team's coach cry.
I mean with your actual legs, not by pressing "X."
- Is he white? - Yes, he's white!
- Plus the other kids who got cut. - I am the Amazing Rufus.
And I mean this factually, not judgmentally. You're a loser.
Face it, he's a douche. And I would know.
When was the last time you ran anywhere?
Mom, no self-respecting modern woman should care this much about pies.
with me leaking and splooge coming out of me.
- Roger! - Okay, football's your plan. I get it. But this is here.
Maybe you should just give up on your dad.
But, Roger, I've never seen my dad cry. I don't think he can.
[Whistle Blows]
This kid doesn't have the ball.
- Were you talking to me? - No, the Redskins.
Okay, close your eyes. I want you to picture a boy.
He never supports me. He's a bastard is what he is.
I thought I'd pick up my prize personally this year.
And then he takes a chance. He takes a chance by joining the football team...
7
[Whistle Blows]
When Shirley MacLaine is standing over Debra Winger's hospital bed...
Told ya.
I whittled it myself out of a solid bough of oak.
So I says, " Hell, half the petty officers in the 7 th fleet could have fathered that kid.