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Hey, Steve, before the game, how many ears did you have?
I hear there's a tent with a bunch of frogs that croak "Hotel California."
[Speaking Chinese]
- Wait. What is this? - He said I was a loser, and he cut me.
Well, good-bye, Son. One piece of advice before I go. Don't marry an actress.
You're performing at or near expectations
Now hang on, Steve. He's still breathing.
That's right! So what if we formed our own football team...
- Hayley? - Mom! It's not what you think.
Stan, I outcoached you.
She thought that death would somehow feel like a relief.
I put fruit and sugar in my pie instead of soggy napkins and gerbil meat.
- [Gasps] - Is that-
I've been secretly competing with both of you for years.
Well, yeah. We haven't won a single game this season.
I used to run human resources for Summer's Eve.
- Nope. Still Mom's. - Oh.
Mom, please, enough.
So we're gonna make him cry!
[Sniffing]
Just getting the hang of it, Coach.
Four. Eight. Pi. Googolplex.
Disgusting. She has let herself go.
Heslup! Dunnigan! Smith!
Son, do you want the Wolverines to win next week?
I packed it months ago, but I can't bring myself to walk out that door.
[Whistle Blows]
Yeah. And we're gonna get killed. Great plan, Roger.