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This is like the closest I've ever felt to you.
I was gonna take it home,
Now, you promised you'd hear me out.
we heard the FCC people liked it.
I use you, man.
How is that selfish?
so the hole won't close?
We hope you enjoyed our very special episode.
Yeah, you know how to move.
I don't like strawberry yogurt.
I suppose.
♪ If God created us ♪
She gets all up in my biznatch with those. No, no way.
David Copperfield.
Such beautiful lessons.
But those FCC bozos liked the song.
Just callin' it like I see it.
You know, it's the one time I ever splurged on myself,
I don't really care for anybody else. Just you.
Okay, well, I can't be in a soiled diaper
full of neighbors who look out for each other
(sighs)
I don't think it's gonna close.
♪ You've still got a hell of a lot to see ♪
No, that's not what I said. That's what you're saying.
(both grunting)
(sighs)
What are you talking about? There's nothing left.
(breathing deeply)
W-We would still be faced
This will take one second,
Oh, definitely. Definitely, man.
except there aren't any bullets in this gun.
Well, then I'll be forced to shoot you.
So vibrant, full of life.
Can't I'm eating AstraZeneca candy bar No let's watch Adventure Time the stupid tree Phineas and Ferb get pulled over by a tree
the greatest thing we've ever done.
And did she get to see all those things you sang about?
You have a dead bird in there?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Thank you. What are you doing?!
♪ Look how important he is ♪
I can't leave you like this.
Well, you're the... only person I've ever told this to.
until tomorrow, Brian; we both know that.
I don't know.
You want one? YAH! YAH! GIMME!
Just tell me. Come on.
♪ Once more for a pepper-upper ♪
Besides, if you shot me,
Yeah, I would know if you were using me.
I-I don't know-- it just... it ruins it for me.
Well, I'm-I'm sorry.
We don't... Wait.
Well, you might as well get used to it.
Really?
There's lots of things you may have missed.
Oh, by God, there... there it goes.
I hope he's not Mexican.
This, this... You know what else?
There's not gonna be any trouble
I could get really sick.
Brian, you rock.
Live with purpose, you know?
what the hell, right?
(indistinct attering)
I was saving it for my last drink.
Sorry-- legal said no to all of it.
of Michael Jackson, here is...
I'm not changing you.
If you ever...
You know, I really don't want to talk about this with you, Stewie.
(sniffles)
But I want to know.
What are you talking about?