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Just having the gun here,
I got you to eat my poop.
Oh, really smells bad, doesn't it?
You know, when it comes to road show episodes,
♪ You've got a lot to see ♪
Okay, okay, I respect that. Thank you.
I don't believe this.
And if I want to return this sweater, we've got to get
Yeah, yeah!
Oh, yes, that's right.
You've seen Lois with those sanitary wipes.
And, you know, I'm not talking about purpose
All right, well, I'll play that game with you.
Got it.
Go ahead. There aren't any bullets in that gun.
You know, I think I missed my nap today.
♪ Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi ♪
You know, people can learn a lot from dogs, you know?
Uh, who am I talking to?
We pierced it.
(silently mouthing to the beat of the music)
Oh, really? What if I hold it sideways like a black guy?
♪ Riordan and Rooney, they'll tell you the same ♪
I am gonna be so humiliated.
♪ With an ass so wide ♪
Oh, God.
Who's snoring? I don't know
Cute, right?
I-I don't want any trouble.
Well Actually It's Called Miguel Rivera And Romeo From Pj Masks
Ah. Well, then, I'm sure she's glad she met you.
make it to the store before closing time today.
Besides, it's alphabetical.
A bowl that starts in the kitchen
(gagging)
Hey!
Oh, my God.
Okay, well, now you're just bein' a dick.
You like throw-up.
Guess this is as good a time as any.
Don't hog that there.
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
♪ Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi ♪
Like we do Like we do
And why do you have a safety deposit box anyway?
♪ Got my tweed pressed ♪
Oh.
There's so much blood.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Yes, Matthew, I will hold for your manager.
not even to have think about it, just born like that.
You knocked up my mom and never called her again.
You wasted the one phone call we had to return a sweater?!
And when you did it, I actually felt sorry for you.
Will you promise me you'll do that?
We became close friends,
Oh. You know,
You... Wow, that is awesome.
All right, I'll do it.
Well, I don't see a way around it, do you?
that will warm the cockles of your heart.
None of your damn business, that's where.
I don't want to watch! What?
Take me out to the balllll game
♪ She will never get sore if you beg her pardon ♪
Ugh, just picturing it gives me the willies.
♪ My striped tie and my best pressed tweed ♪
this is gonna sound really weird.
What's in there that you can't bury in the yard?
We're, like, "Yeah! Yeah!"
I get that way when I watch Handy Manny.
(gasps) Is it like a sexual thing? No.
We're not doing anything yet.
Well, how you gonna shoot yourself?
It's done.
No, it's, some, some of that stuff,
some of that stuff is right on.
I-I like, I like hanging out with you, Brian.