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You're saying horrible things about Lois.
I've decided I'm gonna find new friends.
Peter, are you sure you didn't cut your brakes?
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Wow, you know, I know I just met you guys,
Ah! Bug!
so if you think you know her from somewhere, that's where.
Then Desi zipped up his fly.
Can we work blue, like Marlin Johnson?
* We'll put you on your shelf *
What, you mean like they do on TV?
Peter's so fat and stupid, Lamar Odom tried to bang him.
I don't know.
You know who's really beautiful? Joan Allen.
Oh, nice, homophobia.
All our toothbrushes were in that one woman's glass this morning.
Look, I-I'm real sorry I got so worked up at my roast.
Yeah! Look, he's the man of the hour. Everybody loves him.
Please put your hands together for Peter Griffin!
Well, what can I say about the man of the hour, Peter Griffin?
I can't go back. I Snapchatted Matt Gackerack a Kodak of my ass crack!
* I always cross the line *
What? Nobody here in Maryland understands a single word you're saying.