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Oh, we're gonna ruin so many people's evenings!
* Laugh and cry *
Oh, that's easy. Her daughter Emily is a competitive diver.
Hey... Robert.
Hey, Lois?
Wait, i-is that the same Number Six that had sex with Dr. Baltar?
Maybe I'm just not meant to find a new group of friends.
Did you gals hear about Allie Gallagher?
Lois tried to give CPR to a kid at a wedding once, and when she knelt down,
Peter, Lois is your wife. You should be defending her,
* Just give it time *
I've been thinking.
Ladies and gentlemen and people who have wandered in
and maybe a gross microwaved sandwich.
You got it, mister.
Oh, dear. What did they say?
Peter, I'm your conscience, Jiminy Cricket.
What should we do? Oh, I got a few ideas.
On account of my buddies all being nasty sons of bitches,
Damn it, Lois, you stepped on my punch line!
Lois, you were right. Those women were talking about me.
Oh, yeah, it cracks up the ladies.
Look, the thing is, me and my new girlfriends,
Well, what about funny news? Did they invent that?
I think she meant me.
We could turn to channel 875 and watch Conan.
If it doesn't go perfectly, she'll be crushed.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Peter's so ugly, he couldn't get raped in our holding cell down at the station.
You said we were having Italian?
and when Family Guy gave me the opportunity to shoot it,
I have a beautiful voice
and let you guys talk about whatever you're gonna talk about.
You asked them to make fun of you.
* But where are those good old-fashioned values *
Geez, I'm going, like, 95.
He doesn't look that much like me.
* Out on the streets *