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Huh, all right, that could be fun.
Like a panda bear on a bed full of pillows.
until I've had my morning coffee, 'cause it's like I can't even deal.
Okay, so get a lead pipe and bust this girl's kneecaps.
That's right, I want to be the man of the hour.
Now, what's the most important thing in her life?
Well, they centralized it, that we know.
Great. And you fellas shouldn't pull any punches.
Oh, I love it. I love it.
Oh, my God. Phil?
People come, people go. I didn't give no mind.
Just like I figured out who was stealing my lunch at work.
Yeah, and then I realized I'm not good at making fettuccine Alfredo,
And if you're willing, I'd like to be friends with you guys again.
Why not? You're gonna make me say it?
Lois was right.
Oh, I understand. That lunch didn't have your name on it,
For those of you who don't know,
She let Alan Ackerman smack her in the back
You and I will get revenge on those bitches lady-style.
Because men might punch you in the gut and call you a fat idiot,
Like when we watched Battlestar Galactica together.
What are you talking about? I'm six-two.
What? So... you're not mad?
You know, as Lois's father, I hate the thought of her having sex with Peter.
Yes! Uh, stunning.
That's ridiculous. Why would I cut my own...
I'm sure they talk trash about you behind your back.
That's what women do.