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You know what, hold on. I'll just ask your teenage daughter.
Peter's got a small penis, but, hey, nothing grows in the shade.
Besides, I got to get this little man in the tub.
Hey, buddy, want to get high?
Like those two bearded dwarves walking across the street there.
Hello? Peter, where are you?
They are making fun of me behind my back.
Wh-What is "this"?
Roasted!
"Cock-a-doodle-doo" is a passion project I'd been mulling over for years,
I don't know, I-I don't seem to fit in anywhere.
Hey, it's cool you got the keys to the school,
I'm just gabbing with the girls.
2 x 3 x 13 x 73 = 5694
Lift with the legs, right fellas?
Man, look at these people. They don't breathe.
Hey! You requesting a song or ordering some sliced meat?
Peter gave me a beer that tasted funny, and when I woke up,
I don't know anything you don't.
with his tallywhacker behind the snack shack.
Ah! I knew he didn't understand the plan!
Now let me just pay the busboy and we can get out of here.
Hi, I'm Professor Comedy.
Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say
Two chair jokes in the same monologue. Sloppy.
with this guy she met a few nights ago.
so she knew it was actually happening.
I know. "Fee-Fi-fo-fum!" Right?
And so do I!
from the Chinese wedding next door,
I'm hiding from the zoo. They want me to have a baby.
That's what a rooster says, not a wolf!
Um, her dumper?
N-Not really. But they invented comedy.
Wait, you mean Comedy Central didn't invent those? No.
Yeah, it was supposed to be fun, but it was humiliating.