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So maybe you could ask her to stop paging me?
Your cousin Pete. All of his kids.
Because, Dad, if this was Claire's wedding, you would be all over it.
Oh.
This here is a belt buckle...
You sure? You're very forgetful when you're pregnant.
Here, you can sell my diamond ring.
- There. - The juice got on the bread and-
Door lock!
Oh, New Yorker, you've done it again.
- A train robbery? That's- Wow. Cam, wow! - Yeah.
but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day...
- It's so far down here. - Schwing!
"Son, this here is"- Um-
- Pet Stella's belly. - What?
- You laugh at me all the time. - I do.
A little compassion when you thought I was pregnant would have been nice!
It was right there.
- Now I'm starting to think that wasn't Amelia Earhart's compass. - Well-
You've never tried Grandma's delicious blood sausage that's right there in the freezer?
I heard about your and Claire's whole pregnancy situation...
You mean the guys who sit around the locker room watching football naked?
and I was thinking how lucky I am.
Like you never said that?
Don't take it personally He's just like that. He'l- He'll come around
Okay, Mr. Father of the Year...
three.
I'm surprised that they're coming...
You are the one that's uncomfortable here.