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bid money to go out on a date with me.
Generally, my ladies in waiting and I get the Presidential Suite at Disneyland.
I seem to recall you wanting to have a baby not so long ago.
The show was called Mister Ed, for the last time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[ Woman Laughing ]
[ Bill ] If everyone's finished, I have an announcement...
If this were Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green by now.
good listening skills, a winning smile...
That's horrible.
to my homosexual bachelor friend, Joseph.
is those carved, wooden topless chicks up in the front.
two weeks later she breaks up with me.
We shall be back shortly. Watch the money, won't you?
I've answered hundreds of delicious personal ads.
You can't just set them down somewhere and expect them to entertain themselves.
Fifteen thousand dollars.
She's a little tired.
Oh, well, I'd be honored.
[ Sighs ] The only cool thing about yachts...
I'm a limo driver. Sedan or stretch?
[ Charlie ] Love her baby.
Yes, I suppose you could. So what are you doing tonight?
You know, Bill probably came here this morning and bribed them all with lollipops.
Yes, of course we had love-- at very judiciously determined intervals.
Oh, uh, would the, uh,
Did you have trouble conceiving also?
Mr. McNeal, we have an extremely long list of people ahead of you,
Yeah, well, it was first come, first served. Sorry.
Beth. Beth. What the hell is he doing here?
I don't know. They're out of stock or something. Let's go.
and see the art collection on the second floor?
But you know, then I wasn't happy with that either,
I need to give love. I need a baby. End of story.