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I'm sure Bill is just gonna lavish it on them all the time.
No. My husband's name's also Bill.
I mean, it's indescribable.
Maybe you'd feel better if you crawled inside your skinner box for a nap.
Yes, I am. I'm going to have a baby.
Wow! You're hardly even showing.
Tell me about it. And as if that wasn't bad enough,
Dave, parenting is something you can learn as you experience it--
You are so precious.
Okay.
I have no idea who you're talking to.
Had one. Asphyxiated while trying to run away.
[ Chuckles ] Am I right, or am I right?
- I'm sure you are. - I can't tell you how happy I am.
Yeah. That's just what they want you to think.
All right. Keep on going. Keep on going.
Our first bachelor has attributes that include...
I suggest you act now, 'cause they are going fast.
Just think-- In a few short hours,
Oh, God, I can't believe I have to do this.
Anyone?
It doesn't work like that. I'm worried that I won't get enough money bid on me.
Will you be attending the royal cotillion this season?
Well, it's not as easy to find that special someone as you might think.
The scarlet "A" that stands for "single dad."
Jimmy is a lifelong bachelor.
that you're asking an ex-boyfriend.
My name is Lisa.
No.
I'm not selfish and self-centered, am I?
Stretch. Cool. Let's go.