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And maybe you'd feel better if you crawled into someone's lap...
- That's my driver. - Your driver?
I'm adopting a baby.
Oh, well, I love you too.
Look, being loved isn't enough for me anymore.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah, sure we do.
[ Crowd Exclaiming ]
- So, we're all set. - We are? Oh, I'm so relieved.
By the by, where do you winter? Oh!
Well, from the looks of this,
I guess that greased the wheels a little.
and so I just threw out the whole damn yacht entirely. [ Laughs ]
It says so in the duchess manual. Yeah, that's right.
but at least I didn't waste it watching reruns of Ed the Horse.
Strangest thing.
Well, then, no. Thank you.
You said you thought he'd be a great dad.
It's not like that.
Actually, I think Bill just might make a terrific father.
Well, do I hear 15,100?
Don't worry. He's not going anywhere. I've got his car keys.
Dave, I'd like you to be there to witness the miracle.
Oh, my God, monkey bars! [ Baby Crying ]
let's face it, i'm not getting any younger. if this were logan's run, i'd be soylent green by now.
Here, see? Here's your "duchesshood" title certificate right here.
- Oh, I know, Bill, but-- - I mean, I've called endless sex lines.
Well, actually, he's my driver's driver,
Anyways, who needs a little baby running around the place,
I'm Bill McNeal, a radio personality.
I can't believe you're encouraging him.