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- Is she ready? - Oh, well...
- I'm faithful to Brian now. - Whatever. This ain't even my whole night.
I can remember the last time I have.
Oh, gosh! What a treat! Yes. Yes. I would like that.
- She got a chair in that shower? - Shut up!
Come on, Peter. She doesn't want to talk about work.
Well, I think I've been humiliated enough for one evening.
But there's an upside. You see, these past few weeks
- Yes. - Go ahead, Charlie.
Oh, Brian. Yes! Yes, Brian, I'll marry you!
And if this is what you want, we as a family support your decision.
You're not gonna talk to me like that in my bar!
Help! Somebody!
Sure was. Hey, what do you say we go back to my place and I'll show it to you?
That one was too wordy. That was flawed from the ground up.
Why don't you come to bed, Brian?
I mean, all the crap I take for dating young bimbos.
Okay, I guess small boobs are good for swimming.
Road house?
It's like the Internet made out of a tree.
Hey, don't ask me, man.
@ellevegas be like
- What? - You cheated on me.
Oh, sweet mother of God! There you are!
CatNap! CatNap!
But I realized that that doesn't matter.
- Oh, the FBI is here now? - Yes, sir. Right over there.
Have archaeologists ever discovered ancient Egyptian pottery in her vagina?
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
They don't know what they're talking about.
I watch Linus Tech Tips!