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I've gotta tell you, Bill, I'm so glad you finally decided to give TV news a shot.
Just asking. Uh-huh. All right.
Bill, where have you been?
and 15,654 times 12 months is 187,848, not 18,784,
Okay, but it was, like, months ago.
Messy stuff, that paint. Yeah.
from a few jobs yourself, and look where you ended up, right?
Oh, I'm sure he probably could, yeah. Oh, great.
Matthew, buddy, we need to talk.
Thank you. I-I think a little bit...
Oh, yeah. Well, Dave helps,
Wow. That was some sneeze. Allergies.
Oh, boy, I hate that word "fire."
Mr. James brings us a message here this morning,
I know that, but let's face it.
Who to fire? Who to fire?
No. Wait a minute. I thought you were here to hack off all the fat,
because he thought he was addicted to computer solitaire?
Yeah, I've got one at home.
Oh, poo. Paint. Oh.
Oh, gee, it says here he's an accountant.
Thanks a lot, Lisa. Let me put it this way, folks.
Well, I-I guess I see your point. Yeah.
Actually, nothing goes on here without his go-ahead. Really?
What the hell you think I've been tellin' you over and over and over again?
Your shirt's just makin' it-- [ Gags ] worse.
I think p.j.'s, 'cause if you get toothpaste on your day clothes, you're screwed.