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I'm gonna say I found some bullshit online
Hey, you know, I feel like I'm not being utilized properly.
Okay, Mr. McDonald,
that unlike your typical North American barn swallow,
Didn't the bailiff ask everyone to remove their hats?
Where is Liam? Well, he actually got pinkeye
clearly, this witness is mentally unwell
Guys, guys, we're doing the bird theory, all right? All right.
to the bird and say, "Did you attack Liam McPoyle?!"
you're a bit of an expert on birds, yes?
Uh, one:
I mean, you guys seen Maureen? The woman has gone
The point is...
Which means there's no way
Your Honor,
My hands tell a story Of greatness
This is your big day, dude. McPoyle suing Ponderosa?
The cow that provided the milk for the wedding.
You can... you can get off my back. Well, don't sass me,
I can't wait to crush you people.
Ah, why can't people just stay out of this?
My hands tell a story. Of greatness.
Yeah, Bill, you got to relax, okay? Uncle Jack
to it in '76, and we all know
Uh, cat. Excuse me?
Mr. Meir, I would like you to please talk
I believe you're correct, yes.
I'm gonna do it. Hey, fat ass, this asshole's short 30 bucks.
But you didn't actually see him do it, did you?
It's like three hands... like eight hands out there. Yeah.
Okay. We have McPoyle v. Ponderosa.
I will not allow that. Okay, well, so can we just... we'll pop it on the docket?
He's a professor of ornithology at the University of Penn.
a-and a big fan of black judges,
has a history of violence.
Your Honor, nothing represents the tragic aftermath
Wh-Why are you on the stand?
He spiked it, and then he tried to bribe me.
I don't... I don't think we should pursue
I got the bombshell
birds don't drink milk.