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Peter, is it safe to be firing real guns at each other in the house?
Oh, my God.
Fire truck, fire truck, fire truck, fire truck, what color are those red fire trucks?
I already banged the hammer.
So the government is trying a new tactic. They've hired Jeff Gillooly.
Congratulations.
Bing Crosby, Joan Crawford. I think the Ramseys still got one left.
Well now you're just splittin' hairs.
Well, at least Cleveland offered to take care of them.
Attention, restaurant customers. Vaginaes. That is all.
Peter, look out!
RETARDED STOLE MY BIKE
Hey, Chris...
Make that the worst father ever.
Okay, Joe. Right foot, green.
How could this day get any worse?
Okay, everybody, time for paintball.
Thank you, Your Honor.
You know, Peter, I hate to say "I told you so" about not being a genius, but...
Well, if you qualify as a genius...
Listen, there's no toilet paper in the bathroom...
When Beter asks IF YOURE HANDICAPPED
It isn't something you can catch. Don't you think you're overreacting?
I'm beautiful on the inside.
And I'm just calling to let you know...
Well, would you kindly point him or them out for this court?
All right, Cloris Leachman, I've bought you legally.
for a pre-determined period of time...
Fantastic Four, steak, steak, steak, steak, a small amount of peas.
- Psych. - Damn!
- Can I touch your face? - Of course, Diana.
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
That's right, Peter, they are red.
You know what? Forget it. I'll take care of this, okay?