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Peter, I'm not retarded. I'm handicapped.
You think it was cheese?
You're doing better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of RoboCop.
I feel horrible, Brian.
You ever stop and think, "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
- Cadmium? - Sorry, tungsten.
Okay, you know what? Fine, you are a genius, Peter.
What's the story, morning glory? What's the word, hummingbird?
So, the bartender looks around and says:
It's stupid, mindless chatter, is what it is.
Yeah, well, can you bring it over to me?
Well, Joe, I need to talk to you about something kind of personal.
Your Honor, I would like to call to the stand my surprise witness...
Peter, you just need to show what a good father you are.
Peter, just say "what. "
But I only did it so I could get my kids back.
All right, let's do it!
seven Saudi soldiers sodomize...
Hi, Joseph
have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house...
Yeah! In your fucking face, fuckwad!
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