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Well, he's been in there for a very long...
Oh!
Like, there was that time that he never met me in Rio,
Son of a bitch!
He's in the bathroom. He won't leave!
and I just think as a family, we need a little time to chill.
The world is falling apart around us And I'm dying inside
considering the state of the rugs in our room,
Listen, one thing before I go here...
John, I've been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I earned in this life!
and now my precious diamonds are gone!
But then I figured that
So if you're looking for an ass to kiss, it's mine!
Sort of, that was the plan, yeah.
What kind of sociopath abandons her family in some vomit-soaked dump
He lives just down the street.
we would just come back and grab you guys at some point.
He made a ton of money.
- Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Before it gets dark! My son is afraid of moths.
I have stuff!
They're still looking for him. They think he's in the Caymans.
Please, there are other options.
Well, okay, fine. Just book 'em in with two rooms.
Okay, okay.
Why would I photoshop a deed? The joke was owning the town!
Well, you can have the bed when I leave.
You can live there for next to nothing, until you get back on your feet.
Turns out his entire business was illegal, and he lost everything.
There was nowhere to lie down!
Oh, hello.
It's a house with a truck in the driveway.