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and I said, "Yeah? Maybe I think she's hot."
Ah, I wish someone was here to try to take this from me,
(children clamoring outside)
What is your favorite color?
Is Christmas really so awful?
A scrotal massage?
'cause I'd be all like... (growling)
‐They've all been M&M'S. ‐You don't know that!
Okay, everyone, time to leave for the traditional
One of his better nights. The guy's a pro.
my mother's maiden name.
Now, then, can I speak to your dog who hates Christmas?
Now where can I hide an old, banged‐up car
"I just want to say that Rupert was the aggressor.
Wow, Meg really is dark and different.
Yes, I did get a new phone case.
‐(horn honks) ‐(gasps)
in a Kroger bag and passing them out at the tree lighting.
"Spirit Airlines parking lit."
No, go ahead. I'm listening.
and togetherness and the Hallmark Channel,
Wait, what is this?
‐What do you say? ‐Uh, yeah.
So why don't you head outside to your family?
And I said, "Oh, no. What's wrong?" And he said,
Yes, pretty big. Three bedrooms. Hardwood floors.
Yo
‐you know, the singing. ‐(imitates buzzer)
and I just saw a commercial!
Please come in, I'm the man from the couch.
What kind of name is Blitzen anyway, what is that?
♪ To Bethlehem ♪
you fat bastard.
‐McGruff? McGruff? ‐Or even by people they know.
Quagmire, many parts of the world are
we should really be looking at?
anchor Edgar Chavez, alone in the studio
I've still not learned who stole
We now take you to a live news conference at City Hall!
♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪