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it's the best scientist school in the country.
But there's a perfectly good explanation.
returning his gift this year.
Great. Now this.
It's an old car salesman's trick.
- Oh, well, then, I want to try it on. - No!
I figured you were in it.
I hope you can get your money back.
Finally.
What if I'm the dumbest one there?
that practically raised me.
It's a huge deal!
There's a cooler of drinks out back! Help yourselves!
Well, I most definitely did not use those words.
And though it may be long overdue, thank you.
I don't know who that is, but I took off my shirt
Not like he needs it. He lives in this palace.
Really? I thought it was kind of sweet.
and you never told me?
Who worked for 12 years to get into Caltech,
Of course I have the receipt.
I met him the same day I came to visit you in the hospital.
I'm just not looking for anything serious.
He just had one.
honesty is always the best policy.
Yes, you seem very broken up.
We're gonna have a famous scientist in the family!
- Oh, that's amazing! - Mm-hmm.
Not that it changed anything.
- Do what? - Oh, nothing.
and came in my tent and kissed my neck?
What are you gonna tell daddy?
and I'm left holding the bag for two fur coats.
25,000 wood propane BTUs.
- Not gonna happen. - Okay.
and drink it out of your bellybutton.
I think I still love her.
If god wants a hamburger, this is what she cooks it on.
So, wait. What did you want to talk to me about?
Thanks.
Say something medical.
Mm. Not to drink -- because I'm a man.
I know how hearts work,
I can get three seasons of use out of it.
Little early for Tequila, isn't it?
I need to take it off and soak it.
And don't worry about the money. I got my bonus.
I'm sorry. I have to take this.
If I'm reading this properly,