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Everyone, from now on our lives will be better.
You mean that crappy dial-up thing that's a pain in the ass?
I don't want to see you make the same mistake.
If I don't rid the house of this Jewish curse,
Yes. When she moved to America, her family changed their name.
Superman.
I'm offended by that, and I'm not even Jewish.
Peter, you are not gonna ruin this seder. Now, get out of here!
Peter, nobody cares about your canceled show.
There's beauty up above
- What do you mean, "Internet porn"? - You don't know about Internet porn?
Thanks.
Just as long as you're done with that stupid cutout.
Oh, hello, Lois.
- What's a 9% tip on a $200 bill? - $18. Which is fair.
Peter, you were the only one who was even taking this thing seriously.
I'm sure this all must be very overwhelming.
Bear with me. I haven't had much rehearsal time.
I hate it here.
I love the time we've spent together, you know that?
Maybe she'll let us do things that Lois won't let us do.
Good afternoon. As we approach the Passover holiday,
I'm... I'm sorry, Peter. I... I got to... I got to get back.
That makes you Jewish, Lois. And your children, too.
If anyone wants it, it's theirs.
- Oh, Peter. - Oh, Lois, I missed you.
Suck on that? Suck on this. Tic Tacs have only one-and-a-half calories.
What are you gonna do when Jesus comes back
Batman and Robin.
Can't we just eat?