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No, Peter. I'm just pretty much letting this run its course.
Peter, stop that! We're not having sex. I just told you I have a lump.
I'm sorry, kids. I just wanted to help Brian run for mayor.
on the Internet.
and I really don't want to make a big deal out of this.
so he could get into country clubs.
Do you have any clunky, unfashionable peasant shoes?
Peter, for God's sake! I am so sorry, Mort.
- Peter, just go lie down. - All right. I'm gonna go lie down.
Oh, thanks for spending time with me today, Mom.
No. You walk over there and he squirts you with a squirt gun.
Now, Mrs. Griffin, although you're in the clear for the moment,
I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who doesn't believe in Jesus.
Allen Iverson, picked up for marijuana possession
You know, Horace still has one of those old beer promotion cutouts of her
- Dad, this isn't the way to school. - Yes, it is, Chris.
Catholicism and Judaism are not that different.
I guess I forgot what was really important.
What? That whore!
Oh, come on.
And we're just minutes away from Game 1
Good morning, Lois.
Knock, knock. Anyone in the bathroom?
Look, I don't know if being Jewish is the right thing for our family.