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What the hell is going on? I sent you to pick up dinner an hour ago.
My mother? Oh, no. That's... That's impossible. She's not Jewish.
I love you too, son.
I'd like to say a blessing over the candles, if I may.
I have an idea.
- You guys are messing with me. - Quagmire, you don't use the Internet?
are the most powerful forces of good ever assembled.
- Oh, thank God. What a relief. - Yeah. That was scary.
I'm sorry, Lois. I was a fool. I'm done with Kathy.
Fine. I'll just sit here and watch TV.
What the... Huh? What the hell's going on here? What?
Why did you have to provoke me? Why did you...
I'm Jewish! Yeah! Holocaust! We're number one!
- Mom, you're Jewish? - I'm sorry I never told you, dear.
I was scared because my dad convinced me I was going to hell.
And, you know, tricking some bigger, more athletic people?
I got a lump, too. And mine's easier to get rid of.
but I do want you guys to get along. Just give her a chance. I think you'll like her.
There’s the tylenol
Yeah. Hey, Mom, can I pull my pants down?
- Don't you see what he's doing? - He's just being immature.
We'll be wealthy, our sons will become doctors,
Hey, hey. Heard my name.
Well, I'm a Jew, and I want to live in a nicer house.
Follow the dollar and it'll lead you to... What do Jews like?
- What? - He's Jewish, Peter.