HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, hey, cool shirt.
I SCRAPED MY PEE PEE IN MY BUTT screaming
Come on, get out of here.
I mean, you went to Brown,
Meg, what’s the special pie today? Uh, deep shit blueberry bacon.
Aw, see, I knew Brian
Good evening, all.
Mm, sorry, Dad.
#בעסאךלאדא #םוזיואל #ןו ןוגע #אזכוח
Uh, I don't... What, uh, what do you mean by that?
Meg, to your room, right now! I don't find it funny for you to talk to your father like that, it's unacceptable behavior! I expect you to stay there for 10 minutes, and think about what you're doing! Lois, every time she behaves that way, you ignore it. Do you hear what I'm saying?
Well, I Think We All Learned Something Today
when talking to a coworker in the bathroom.
you've got the guy who's living near the water...
Hey, Chris, what's on the mug?
Rocqué!
Sir, you did it!
and girlie movies is a sacred thing.
you are about to enter the court of judge juderjerusalem! the rulings are shiendalinal! the cases are carssîschracks! the people are just judy on justice! this is only real just without many nannied jewish shiendalins!
like that Doogie Howser kid who's getting so much ass.
And of course, in Portnoy's Complaint
Oh. Well, you could've just knocked on the door and asked.
What are you talking about, Peter?
But, Chris, you got to take advantage.