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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
The Cuomos, the Travoltas, the Lasordas, the Boyardees.
What's going on here?
- And you've lined the case with money. - Huh?
Same here, Dad. It's nice that you don't always have to be on.
Fine. I'll just discuss heavenly matters.
# And that slip looks just the right size for me #
# She's the cutest little thing I know #
Clear!
Maybe it was the anthrax in the air.
- It is my birthday! - That's the spirit. Now what do you want to do?
- Can we make this hand high-low? - No.
I mean, I knew he was a player, but geez, a kid?
Well, I won't lie. Fatherhood isn't easy- like motherhood-
Here's your mission. Get down with the clown.
Then it's decided. Our Web site name will be crime. Org.
Book writing, what a scam, huh?
Oh, he's wonderful. He would do anything for his fans.
- And you lose weight? - Uh, you might. It's a free country.
# Well, I conducted the test myself#
I think we're in the clear.
Then I'm in and I call! Four aces!
The violin's gotta be around here somewhere.
So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? She playin' the field?
Hey, I can't look at that! I have a girlfriend back home!
Stupid Lisa.
Hmm. I think I found my mentor.
Aw, that's my girl.
Mmm! These stigmuffins are to die for.
We slept late into the morning. And then-
- John Updike. - Whoa, whoa. I didn't ask for your life story.
Well, like all Americans, fast. But-
- I'm out. - Fold-o-rama.
So I typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up.
Anything at all. You name it. What do you want to do?