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- Your biggest fan. - Hey, good for you, 'cause I wanna...
- that's not about how much money they make? - Uh, yeah.
Really? You'd help me take on the mob?
- But- - Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.
Okay, that stings daddy's eyes, honey.
What's going on here?
Amen.
Their hands were everywhere.
Yeah. We're heroes. But where's our parade?
Homer, I got it!
Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!
Boy, fatherhood is one tough gig. I don't get how other guys do it.
Come on, Dad. Let's go bodysurfing or boogie boarding.
No!
No, no, no. I was asking Maya Angelou.
Dad, relax. Just enjoy the sunset.
Heads up!
I'm all for ethnic diversity, but this is just pandering.
but I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Homer, what are you doing?
- Ohh. Was your mother an Israeli flight attendant? - No.
You know, Homer, I've spent my whole life entertaining kids.
- Oh. What do you think, Tom Clancy? - Well, the B-2-
- Name? - My name is Sophie.
Ohh.
Will do.
Did you know Fat Tony's real name is Marion?
"Call me Ishmael, dummy."