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May I interest you in a Jell-O brick, sir? There's a grape in the center.
[ Loud Beep ]
Look what I got, Marge. A new whacking stick.
Were it not a violation of God's law, I'd make you my wife.
- They sent him out. - Was he killed?
(BOTH SCREAM, SCREAMING)
[ Ticking Loudly]
[ All ] Hooray for snakes! Hooray for snakes!
[ Hisses ]
[ Groans ] It's all so barbaric.
- Is that story true, Grampa? - Well, most of it.
Now, where's my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn?
But, instead, that plum goes to Holloway.
- so be very careful about what you say and do here. - No problemo.
[ Yells ]
Next. And here he is killing a snake...
- [ Groans ] - Hello, Barney. Are you playing the town drunk?
That was the same day he was at Ticonderoga.
here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
Sorry, we're looking for more of a "duh, duh" idiot.
distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, "Whacking Day."
[ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Gunshot ] - [ Man ] Oh, God! Get his gun!
[Engine Sputtering]
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- If I could just-- - Silence!
My thoughts on Editorial
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
- I get two paychecks this way. - D'oh.
D'oh! [ Screams ]
- [ Grunt ] - [Bart]Ow!
Children, we've just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers...
- Two "R's" come October. - Hmm.
It's always Keefe's fault, isn't it Shanny Yes. Yes it is.
[ Singsongy] I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer.