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Who is angering God with their unholy slurping?
Hi. Elfo. And you are?
Come on, this is it.
Just think of this as torture, but with a big, splattery finish.
Failure slash quitter slash loser. The triple-threat.
- ♪ But God is slightly better ♪ - ♪ God is slightly better ♪
- [Luci] Giddy-up, Bean! - Whoa, there.
[indistinct chatter]
Okay, guys, listen up. I'm gonna try out my sheep call on you.
- He's Hansel. - Und she's Gretel.
And all it took was some loving banishment.
Who hasn't been there?
You'll hear all of them in the first 15 minutes,
Let's not overdo the baby thing, now. [slurps] This is made of wood!
[Stan] No, looks like you got a promotion. You're the executioner today.
[herald] And now, the main event!
And then the witch kidnapped you?
[yelps]
Plus, there can't be that many opportunities
All right. Well, I'm off to get my first job, guys.
[Hansel and Gretel giggling]
This is a goddamn solemn occasion, so shut the hell up, all right?
Spoken like a true homeless teenager.
Wow. I thought Hell was bad.
that turned you from a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate
We're far too poor for windows.