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Oh, my God! Dale's flower-delivery-man routine?
How long am I gonna have to look at Dale moping around in his underwear?
who's currently running on the ""Save your sorry asses"" platform...
Fresh batch of macaroons, Jim?
See?
But here's what we do know. A gun is a penis substitute.
oh no no no
Well, I haven't. But then again, I'm not a professional mercenary.
I'm Down To Fuck Shit Up! No, Dale, just call the cops.
We ain't got no Lay's sour cream and onion chips!
You know, you'd be amazed how a few flowers...
across town and put it in the dumpster.
I'm gonna kill Mr. Big before he kills us!
My name is Mr. Big.
Just give.... Could give a little ol', dang ol' little puppy, man.
Pocket sneeze!
Me having an accidental discharge is like you giving a sales pitch...
[All laughing]
The invitation says we're supposed to bring chips and dip.
I have to say, I am not wowed by the puppy idea.
You hear that, Hank?
I needed to know who I could trust.
But I've known you since the second grade! When did this happen?
He's talking to me. Yeah. Copy that.
Mister Big is Mad Dog!
Wait. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Dale was out there kicking ass for the highest bidder.