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Relax. They're never gonna last as long as us.
Now the dog is happy, Manny can sleep, and we have pickles.
Thanks to your moldy encyclopedias...
which, you'll remember, means corn.
- I'm sorry. Really? - Oh, you didn't know that?
I'll tell you what's going on. I win.
- What sets you apart? - Um, well, I...
- How am I supposed to do my homework? - The way I did.
- Phil. Hello. - Totally with you.
Nobody gets a car, I dump Tom Brady...
# Hey, hey #
They're gone. Cam.
We're totally getting an aboveground pool.
Orlando.
Look what I built, Dad. Dunphy Towers.
Oh. Well, just so you know, I don't think Wagon Wheel's gonna hold a place for you.
Representative.
The contest was hard.
- Hello?
Well, then I hate to break it to you, Daddy...
Don't call me a rat! She kills rats!
They don't even call it protoplasm anymore. It's cytoplasm.
Hey.
- That's what people say when something's dead. - Okay, fine.
That's the second thing people say when something's dead.
And we have a great set of encyclopedias... somewhere.
- You're wrong.
I love you. I'm sure I'm gonna love where you come from.
Both times, I hit a goat. One was hurt pretty bad.
- Yeah! Fun, right? - No, no, no! Phil, we cannot afford a third car.
What are you doing that's so important?
Jeanie will be right out. She's just finishing up another interview.
- I'm about to beat Dad's record. - You heard your mother.
- I'll tell... - How dare you?
- Amazing. - Great. What happened?