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- Nobody even knows our number. - I don't even know our number.
Sorry about the delay. I was going over the plans for our new dance studio.
- He heard us. - He didn't heard nothing.
and you accuse us of taking your dog!
- I want a car. - No way!
- It was chained to a tree. - Maybe your wife took it.
when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.
I always got picked first. I could throw a dodgeball through a piece of plywood.
Because we're not buying Haley a car.
- What did she say? - She says to buy her a BlackBerry.
If you said as much about America as I said about Colombia...
Don't worry. She can wait another year. Just...
I'll tell you who he is.
I go to church now.
and now she's late.
Honey, if you can't do it over the phone, you can't do it.
She said that they all sent their kids to preschool.
So what? Lily's Asian. We're gay.
- All the children are gone. - What children?
- Wait a minute. She's alone. - So?