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- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? - AND SHE RAN INTO THE HOUSE.
Susie: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THAT DOCTOR?
AND SO I CAME TO THE OPERATING ROOM
LET'S SHOW PEOPLE MORE.
- THAT'S IT! THAT'S FUCKING IT! - RIGHT, GOOD FOR YOU.
- GOOD NIGHT, MOM. - GOOD NIGHT, Y'ALL.
WHY CAN'T YOU WIN AN ACADEMY AWARD?
- LOOK AT HIM! - WHAT THE FUCK?
DID YOU ICE IT RIGHT AWAY?
( Jeff snoring )
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, IT'LL BE FINE.
THEY'RE BLACK BUT THEIR NAME IS BLACK!
ANYWAY, THEIR-- THEIR NAME IS "BLACK."
AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WAS WEARING GLASSES.
- YOU WHAT? - ...FROM-- FROM-- FROM THE HURRICANE.
AND-AND-AND-- AND GO STAB SOMEBODY ELSE, MAN.
AND I'LL BE IN TO SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.
AND AS FAR AS WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER,
- SINCE MY UNCLE PASSED AWAY, MAN. - THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY WANT TO TALK AND-- AND GO OVER MY BILL.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MILLIONS I'M LOSING BECAUSE OF THAT?
THE STUDIOS, THEY'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO.
MR. AND MRS. GREENE, I AM SO SORRY.
GOING ON AT THIS TABLE AFTER I LEFT?
OH MY GOD.
LOOK AT ME!
I CAN'T CONTROL IT. I HAVE NO CONTROL. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
AND I JUST HAVE-- I JUST WROTE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.
THREE-MISSISSIPPI, FOUR-MISSISSIPPI, FIVE-MISSISSIPPI."
- SO HE DIDN'T HAVE THE SURGERY? - NO.
Larry: SHE CALLED ME DISGUSTING. ( laughs )
DR. PAGE ACCIDENTALLY SHAVED MR. GREENE'S HEAD--
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
- SURE THERE IS! - YES, THERE IS, LARRY!
- ( laughs ) - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
PLEASE CONTINUE.
- SO... - YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE TOO.
- YOU'RE BALD. - YOU THINK THAT'S THE REASON WHY?
there's nothing wrong with people!
- NO... - VERY DISCERNING.
- REALLY? - GOING IN ON THURSDAY MORNING.
SOMETHING...
SAID "IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT."