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AND HOW YOU WISH YOU COULD GARDEN HERE,
I'M TELLING YOU, JEFFREY,
AND I HAD JUST BEEN VICTIMIZED BY A TERRIBLE INCIDENT IN THE CAFETERIA.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS.
- UH-HUH. - AND-- AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY BLACK.
- A PHARMACIST, A PHARMACIST WOUND UP... - I'M SO SORRY.
WORSE THAN THE DAMN HURRICANE.
OKAY, IS-- IS TONIGHT GOOD FOR YOU?
YOU SIGN WITH ME, I WILL FIGHT THAT FIGHT TO GET YOU THOSE ROLES,
( exhales )
- HUH? - OH-HO! LARRY!
Leon: GOD DAMN, LARRY. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
GOOD, AND I RECOMMEND BEING FIVE MINUTES EARLY.
OH, OKAY, UH... NO NO NO NO NO.
LARRY?
JUST LIKE THAT, YOU GOT TURNED ON?
- OKAY, I'LL TAKE THE 8:30. - Terrific.
- OH ABSOLUTELY. - REALLY?
MR. DAVID, AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE LOOKING INTO
- YOU DONE FUCKED UP, LARRY! - I'LL TELL YOU ONE DAMN THING.
- CAN I MOVE ON? - ABSOLUTELY.
AND I MISTAKENLY SHAVED YOUR HEAD,
THAT WE A BUNCH OF NIGGERS UP IN HERE?
MY FAMILY... I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
- I DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF THE MELON TRUCK. - MELON TRUCK?
THIS GUY IS ON HIS CELL PHONE, HE'S TALKING TO HIS FRIEND,
FUCK YOU, LARRY!
- RIGHT. - YOU CAN DO IT IN YOUR SLEEP.
YOU KNOW THE WAY THEY WRITE. THEY HAVE TERRIBLE PENMANSHIP.
- AS THERE ARE NOW. - HM.
- THANK YOU, BABY. - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, LARRY!
- YEAH. - I GOTTA GET A PRESCRIPTION FILLED.
- IT'S ABOUT TIME. - IT IS ABOUT TIME.
LARRY, YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
HI, LARRY. I'M-- I'M SHEILA.
AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TOP BECAUSE OF THIS 300-LB NIGGER.
- NO, LET ME EXPLAIN! - YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND NOW!
WHY DON'T YOU GET DRESSED AND I'LL MEET YOU IN THE FOYER?
- WHAT'S GOING ON? - COME ON IN, IT'S COLD.
WHY HASN'T THIS PATIENT BEEN PREPPED?
- SAY IT! - TELL 'EM! WILL YOU TELL THEM?
- JUST SAY IT! - LARRY, JUST TELL 'EM!
YOU KNOW, SHE WENT OVER THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME
- ...AND THEN I'D MASSAGE IT. - YOU WANT ME TO MASSAGE IT?
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