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Losing the triangle in front of Coach
I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset.
Did you see that movie where they sent a nuclear submarine to fight the piranhas...
- Hey! What the hell- - No, no, no! Out!
I'm here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain...
Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
Oh, hi! I didn't hear you come in.
Hey! I don't remember saying that.
Bart, I wouldn't have expected this even from you.
Get him, Ma.
Right, Bart? Bart? What's wrong, honey?
Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
The Simpsons
- no returns for busted merchandise. - What are you doing to my son?
- Good night, Mom. - Good night, sweetheart.
'cause you don't want to come to my store.
It absorbs everything that touches it like this bathroom rug.
- No. - Don't smart off to me, smart guy.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son, Bart, has been caught shoplifting.
My son may not be perfect, but I know in my heart he's not a shoplifter.