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Hear ye! Hear ye!
Hear ye! Hear ye!
How else could he have gotten this?
When I pried open the coffin it was there-
available to anyone who requests them.
I'm an antiquarian, damn it. It's my job to seek out the truth.
The Homer broadcasting system is on the air!
Haven't you hurtJebediah enough with your childish tales...
Not so fast, Simpson.
It's a perfectly cromulent word
- and selected preapproved publicity events. - Okay.
will you stop trying to ruin Jebediah's reputation?
There is one way. Get the silver tongue.
His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog-house fight.
I'm the curator, Hollis Hurlbut.
Yeah.
A pirate? Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silver's.
People of Springfield, I, um-
I know how much you wanted to be in the parade.
- Why don't you sing a song for the nice people? - All right.
Dangerous river crossings threatened life and limb...
He was one of the evilest men of the 1780s.
Take that down. As a semi-legal immigrant, your poster could land me in a predicament...