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He has to stay alive till he's 33,
(SIREN BLARING)
We just shot down Santie Claus!
So I've made you a little peace offering.
was about to get some frankly preposterous news.
Here, Marge. This is for you.
I for one am dying to hear it!
Hey, sailor. My eyes are up here.
You'll pay for that, you haiku-spouting savages!
(DRUMS PLAYING)
Will we be back for the Tournament of Roses Parade?
Kill Count: 7
You backstabber! And I let you spoon me!
The kid you're looking for is in there!
(SPITS)
A pregnant virgin?
Ohh...
grew up to be Jesus?
What the hell are you doing?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
SANTA CLAUS: Yeah. Me, too.
Gee, Chief, l feel pretty bad trying to take out a baby.
Grampa?
My sleigh! It's ruined!