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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh!
Every year at this time, I show what's probably my most-requested clip!
It's true, I tells ya! (BELLS JINGLING)
(GRUNTING)
Well, he will be able to heal the sick.
Gah! Except for that!
Diamond ring, a vase by Ming some kind of useful kitchen thing
(ALL GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
because you don't have to pay for the music rights.
Ah, wise man. eh? Pick two.
What do you have against Santa?
with his home address on it?
Oh, it's nothing really. Just seagull brains and snail goo.
Uh, the King of the Jews we seek is a newborn child.
(LAUGHING) No. You hang up first.
So many little plastic Christmases ruined.
But I loved him all the same.
Okay, Christmas, Christmas...
(CLEARS THROAT)
(YAWNS)
Can you do something?
It's not over! It's just intermission!
I said wives, not girlfriends.
Hmm, you like physical comedy, eh?
It's because you're using regular batteries.