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She's asking me all kinds of questions about it.
They had the hand blower instead of the paper towels. You know this thing?
...because I'm afraid I'm gonna leave somebody out.
Do you have any bigger knives?
How much did he save?
- Come on. - Okay. Well, what am I drinking?
- Yeah. - It's George.
I can't believe I get paid for this.
Jerry, George, what are you doing here?
I couldn't afford anything.
Think they brought it in pieces...
...and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time.
- You swear? - I'm not swearing. I don't wanna swear.
You're still here? You're a dynamo.
Over here.
- Would you do me a favour? - Okay.
Oh, a cashmere sweater.
Do you want to stand there having people going:
Merry Christmas
Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
- I have no room. - My foot's sticking out.
- What? - Listen, take it off.
Takes a little bit longer, but I feel when you're in a room...
- ...and this wouldn't have happened? - You knew he was an alcoholic.
Of course it's cashmere.
Hey, George, did you buy that sweater knowing the red dot was on it...
That's the kind of knife I'm looking for.
it’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
Oh, but I grabbed onto his leg...
They're having a little fling, so don't say anything to anyone.
That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell.