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I've always been attracted to cleaning women.
But I didn’t want the change Georgie I wanted the cashmere
I repeated the word. Cashmere, cashmere...
Oh, Gordie Porgie.
Get out of here.
- I can't believe I get paid for this. - God.
And then he kicked me with the other foot...
Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day.
I'd sell my wardrobe for a cashmere cardi
Merry Christmas
I got news for you. I'm funnier than you are.
What am I doing here?
- I'm not saying anything. - Yes, you are.
In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
Is that correct?
- Well, I can see it. - But you know where it is.
Is that cashmere?
- Who said that? - She did.
- Come on, swear. - No.
When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town.
it’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
Should I not have done that?
...and blades that are kind of serrated?
What? What red dot? What are you talking about?
And he said:
What's that red dot on your monolith?
You never had sex in the office before?
- Convulsing? - I don't know. I'm trying to help you.
Merry Christmas!
Is that cashmere?
I had a feeling you would like it.
I got the cranberry juice.
And he started to walk away.