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Caught you on the side of the head so you can cover it with your hair.
You're not Filipino, so you can't be a nurse.
Here's the number of my tailor. He can let your wedding dress out.
Oh, Stan. You always take such good care of me.
Klaus, I brought you a present from the C. I.A. lab.
Alzheimer's runs in my family.
Stan, can you get rid of this fish corpse floating in my bowl?
Oh, Stan. You're meeting me in a public, well-lit place.
Stan, we've been married for 20 years...
They don't even smell that bad. This one does, but usually they don't.
You kids bought the gift?
- [Door Closes] - I got to hand it to you. You're doing a great job.
My eyes were getting me into trouble, so I had the C. I.A. take my retinas out.
You'll be providing for the family now.
Fake hymens for those not-so-well-behaved Middle Eastern brides.
[Francine Moaning]
Bye! Have a beautiful time.
This happens all the time. I will not let you ruin your wedding!
[Together] Give me some of that Frannie fanny!
Then I'll be able to stomach your outside.
[Spits]
Whoa, whoa! Francine, be careful.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you, once again as husband and wife...
I wanted to discuss the gift you're buying your parents for their anniversary.
[Snickering, Laughing]
Rick Baker, get out here, you talented son of a bitch!