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You look like one of those non-ethnic burglars
The dad I know would consider that un-American.
I know I do all the work, but we're not just a family.
So the term is "man-napped."
Kristophe, hit the energy efficient lights.
Get out.
I'd just had that lawn seeded.
new anti-missile laser defense,
at the mall before it goes out of business.
How the hell am I supposed to unload them?
Did you know America's dead?
That's because they're made with real skin from the Orient.
like you do every morning.
I've told you time and again that AIDS was the FBI.
Smells a little like ether.
I've been planning a road trip for the family
Wait a minute, then-then who was playing Artemis?
By precisely targeting a barrage of missiles
bright side.
Anyway, you each owe me $400.
I saw your computer screen. I know you were searching
on the front line
And, you know, I think they make a lot of good points
Betraitor!
but they said they had enough candles.
Millions of kids go to bed hungry every night,
so walk halfway up a staircase
What? N-No, Avery, I-I was kidnapped by terrorists.
But, before I go, I wanted to hand out your allowances.
but you can't doctor real life.
Hey, Dad.
Really? That was the easiest way?