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- Even if you were, I wouldn't care. - Aah. Really?
In Summary We Fucking Love Kazak
Oh, and I just love your hair.
But, surely, a brilliant scientist like you, how is it you are single?
We have the technology.
Long story, kind of boring...
Here, drink this. You're talking crazy.
Once we explain it all to Mother, I'm sure she'll say...
- No, you have actual egg on your face. - What? Unh!
What part of "I'm a cyborg" are you people still not getting, exactly?
- Katya. - Unh! She's not in here, dumbass.
Because I'm one step ahead of you.
After? Why didn't you lock down the building?
He will, if he ever meets the right girl but...
[SOBBING]
And, Mother, this is Katya Kasanova.
I'm afraid if I stop eating mini donuts all at once the cumulative diabetic coma will kill me
Darling, I told you that I fell in love with you when we first met...
...isn't my idea of a good time.
YEAH!!!! One for three off the roof B####h
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
From there it's all just Orcs and Gollums and Balrogs.
Right? Almost as cool as my van.
Is anybody hit?
[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] Actually, you know what?
- But even with money and passports... - And mustaches.
Yeah! One-for-three off the roof, bitch.
Whoa. Wait, is that...?
Ugh. Please don't make him into a suitcase.
ARCHER: Oh.
Reset the f****** meter.
- Pound, pound, six... - You're hitting star.
Come on, they may think I'm a lot of shitty things...
And yet you talk.
So nyet promotion...
- Bub? - Darling, we really must go.
- What? - She's living with you?