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You got good feet? Pop off those kicks, give Daddy a look.
Hello? Clown dispatcher? (DIAL TONE)
What the hell happened to me?
#And he's shining a salute to the American race #
My fanny is so high in the air right now.
But don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine.
Yes! Gross!
- Hey, scientists! - Hey, Mrs. Smith. What brings you by?
[Grunting]
Brownies!
You just-You just took a nightstick and went, " Yeah! Yeah!"
Not me. I want him to skip over puberty and jump right to 21...
Behold, it is here! My first pube!
Not everyone.
It's not what I want. It's what you want-
- Sloppy, I trust. - Whoa!
We're goin' dress shoppin'.
Great. Nice. Good.
I heard you and Mom talkin' about all that teenage stuff.
- Mom! - Your mom is dead, boy. I killed her.
One day when I was showering after gym class...
Can we have one family meal without someone flashing their genitalia?
Steve! Steve!
He's not in the toolshed. But I did find your high school yearbook.
who's filling in for tania goldfields? ashley gallagher.
- What? Which one? - The Crow's-feet Inn. I just made that up. I don't know.
What do you mean, every month?
You're my mother not my thermometer