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We arrested him for nine counts of armed robbery,
Can I maybe just have two hours alone with my laptop,
I'm gonna be weird, he's gonna ask why,
I am thrilled to know that you used to like me,
This isn't burning man, Boyle.
Yup, that was great of me.
Right. Sorry.
but I kept it...
Tomorrow's my anniversary with Kevin.
I'm just gonna make Kevin plain toast for breakfast.
It's very soothing.
Let's make out? Great plan.
Good morning, Boyle.
You're gonna love this.
Remember how you said that Teddy would never be so romantic
Thank you for all your help.
I knocked on yours.
I thought it would be funny, but it's just really scary.
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Guess what.
To fight off the cold symptoms That my healthy body is exhibiting
Hey, man.
Don't do that.
Oh, I'm sure you're overstating that.
No, there's no Michael here.
Yep. Smart.
at Amy-used-to-like-Jake boulevard.
I'll put them in a sealed baggie.
'Cause of the cancer risks.
but it turns out she wants to break up with him.
I said hi to him, we chatted for, like,
Now describe what you taste.
The dolls are gross, but I think once we bury them,
this place could be kind of romantic.
I thought you came to play.
on our first anniversary.
Hey, Jake. Over here, man.
You, sir, are not ready to scramble eggs.
In the meantime, we can just chat.
Yeah, well, for the record:
so we're going undercover as longshoremen.
I can totally be normal.
I just coughed on him a little.
That's pulling out all the stops?
Uh, not that romantic, actually.
There's just no spark between us.
Well, we better get going, Captain.