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It says here this is the gutter where the policeman fell over laughing
When I was writing Coastguard, I couldn't think of anyone other than...
This is unexpected.
A big, stupid, doo-doo head!
Mailtime Mailtime Mailtime Mailtime Mailtime here the maltime
Well, I am smart and ambitious!
except the drum's a chick.
Everyone I told about the file is dead.
And John Williams.
Brian's Gone To Los Angeles To Find Himself
Cut. OK, nice take, Jenna, but let's try giving the lines a little subtext this time.
Where do they get their ideas? You're the writer. You tell me.
Previously on n***** guy
- I like jump rope. - So you're gonna sit here and enjoy it.
Yes, but I was talking about stopping by the set to see me in action.
I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. You're now my bitch.
- Good news. - What? More people I love think I'm a jerk?
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
You know he actually called the main character John Everyman? Come on.
Guys, I just got invited to a party at Sharon Tate's house!
- We got a letter from Brian. - Tell him I'm not here.
Hmm, I llike your taste in Women
You like that one, Dick Hertz? Huh? I'm sorry. I'm already drunk.
Well, I was invited to the premiere of the new, uh...
Jeez, I haven't been to California since I lived with my other family.
I've always found your writing a little hackneyed and stilted,