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I kissed my ex-boyfriend!
Mm. Mm. Mm!
you're one of those people.
Good for him. I love Dylan.
You did? Yeah.
a very similar advance at the same time
Sorry, thought I'd bend that into a joke, but it stayed real.
which, apparently, mine is not.
what we're learning is that
Maybe some kind of...
Michael Jerkson.
get in the way of having fun.
[ Voice breaking ] I guess it's, you know,
Yes! Yes, they told us everything,
"No, thank you"? I didn't ask you a question.
Maybe I should talk to somebody else.
Wait. It's their anniversary?
Most guys wouldn't go shirtless
Um, we said that we loved each other.
sexual thing?
No. I'm sorry.
You know, to be fair, I pushed him off of you,
I'm gonna bail on that.
Four out of nine? A frickin' tie?!
is poison, Mitchell.
[ Chuckles ] What? You do?
Sorry, love, you froze up.
This is very... World-cuppy?
Wow, so all this time,
I finally saw the movie Mean Girls I know. I'm a middle-aged man. How'd I wait so long!
And off we go. Yeah.
That is how my generation is saving the world.
I don't know why I did it. I meant nothing,
I've actually had dreams where the only thing happening
So, I got Dad and Gloria's anniversary present.
All I've said is that sometimes
Okay, everyone knows this kind of secret
Let's take it to the room.
I got in a little trouble in River City. [ Laughs ]
In fairness, you do check a lot of the boxes.